So it's Super Bowl Sunday, and you're a huge Broncos/Seahawks fan, and you're kinda bummed because you really, really wanted to go to the game, but you couldn't get tickets because only rich people, corporate types and various NFL sugar daddies can afford the things.
Don't feel bad. You're better off on your couch in front of the big-screen TV.
That's because, earlier this afternoon, this was happening. And it was happening largely because the NFL was only making about half the parking lot spaces available at MetLife Stadium, refusing entry to most cabs and not allowing people to walk to the game.
Lord. I'd rather be dipped in honey and staked out on an anthill than be caught up in that mess.
And those who are?
Well, at least when (if?) they get to the stadium, they can soothe their aggravation with a nice $16 draft.