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LATE-NIGHT LAUGHS

David Letterman

“Happy Rosh Hashanah. In honor of the Jewish new year, Mayor Bloomberg has banned the 16-ounce brisket.”

“Former President Bill Clinton is traveling the country holding town hall meetings where he explains Obamacare. After that he will explain twerking.”

Jay Leno

“President Obama is going to address the nation on Syria, which means here on NBC ‘America’s Got Talent’ will be delayed by ‘America’s Got Problems.’ ”

“John Kerry said during the Senate hearing that we are not the world’s policemen. Really, then how come we eat most of the world’s doughnuts?”

“President Obama is in Russia. You know what he’s doing there? I think he’s seeking asylum.”

Jimmy Fallon

“Officials in Iowa are facing criticism over a new law that lets blind people own guns. The law has actually received support from two major groups: the NRA and deer.”

Jimmy Kimmel

“(Dennis) Rodman went to North Korea for a second time to meet with his friend Kim Jong Un. Is it possible that Kim Jong Un thinks that Rodman is President Obama?”

Stephen Colbert

“Will Congress approve taking action in Syria? First they have to approve taking action in Congress.”

Craig Ferguson

“All eyes are on Obama because of Syria. He wants to use military strikes. Even his allies don’t agree with him. Britain wants to use economic embargoes. France wants to use sarcasm.”

Conan O’Brien

“Today was the primary election for New York City mayor, and the new and improved iPhone came out. So kind of a bad news, good news day for Anthony Weiner.”

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