And because the Blob can't pass up a heaping helping of cognitive dissonance ... this.
Yes, that's right, NFL rookies, the Word from the horse's mouth, or at least from the mouth of Adam (Pacman) (Bugsy) (The Teflon Don) Jones, America's Miscreant, or at least the miscreant who also occasionally plays an NFL cornerback on TV.
In his latest adventure, Pacman was accused of striking a woman in a downtown Cincinnati nightclub on June 5. Nonetheless, he's again been invited to speak at the NFL rookie symposium in Aurora, Ohio, June 25-29.
Reportedly (wink-wink), his talk is entitled "Techniques Of Conflict Avoidance In Nightclubs When It's Really Late And Everyone's Had Too Much To Drink."
Technique No. 1 is "Don't be in nightclubs when it's really late and everyone's had too much to drink."
Technique No. 2 is "Especially if you're with Adam (Pacman) (Bugsy) (The Teflon Don) Jones."