Well, here's a tidbit that will rock your world: Soccer star David Beckham is hanging 'em up at the end of this season.
I have to say I am shocked, shocked.
No, not because he's retiring. He is, after all, 38 years old.
It's because, no disrespect intended, but ... I thought he'd already retired.
Because, really, when's the last time his name came up, even in soccer circles?