The best of recent jokes by late-night comedians:
Martha Stewart signs with Match.com. Shes getting tips from the CEO there. Wait, isnt that insider dating?
Its been two years since the SEAL team busted in and got Osama bin Laden. The guy never knew what hit him. Its like being married to a Kardashian.
Senator Tom Coburn has introduced a new gun background check plan that would allow people to perform self-background checks before buying a gun. The way the plan works is, it doesnt.
The NRA this week elected a new president, choosing Alabama lawyer Jim Porter, who recently referred to Attorney General Eric Holder as rabidly un-American and still calls the Civil War the War of Northern Aggression. Hes known around the NRA as Reasonable Jim.
Yesterday President Obama warned Congress not to delay the immigration reform bill. You can tell hes getting tough because if they keep delaying the bill, he says he might even warn them again.
Theres a new summer camp for adults where using cellphones and computers is banned. The camp has an interesting name: North Korea.
President Obama is in Mexico. Hell be on hand to celebrate Mexicos economic successes. See, thats how it works now. If President Obama wants to celebrate an economic success, he actually has to leave the country.
While in Mexico, President Obama plans to promote his immigration policy. Is that really necessary? Seems the last place you have to promote immigration is Mexico. I think theyve got it down. Thats like going to San Francisco to promote gay marriage.