You can find this one at the intersection of Surreal and What The (Bleep) ...
Dennis Rodman is reaching out to his pal, dictator/platinum-card wack job Kim Jong Un of North Korea, to try to secure the release of a Korean-American.
"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him 'Kim', to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose," Rodman said on Twitter.
Two things about that:
1. "Or as I call him, 'Kim' "?
2. "Do me a solid"?
And now I'm imagining the Supreme Leader of North Korea's response ...
I'm responding this day to the request of my friend Dennis Rodman, or as I call him, "Worm." I will release Mr. Bae on one condition: Get me Madonna's phone number. Or Carmen Electra's. I'm not picky here.
Kim Jong Un
Supreme Leader of North Korea
(Or as I call myself: The Kiminator).