Well there goes that juicy sidebar to the Florida Gulf Coast story, which is already the best story of the NCAA Tournament, and will be no matter what the Eagles do against Florida in the Sweet Sixteen.
Head coach Andy Enfield, it turns out, is not independently wealthy. Which is good, in a way, because that would mean he's A) independently wealthy; B) married to a former supermodel; and C) having the time of his life with a 15-seed that's having the time of its life, seeing how it's become the darling of March.
Two out of three seems like good fortune enough, absurdly so, for anyone. If the third were also true ... well, come on. Wouldn't we be duty-bound to hate the guy, at least a little?