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Elvis has left the building

So now we know there's at least one matchup Elvis Dumervil, one of the premier edge rushers in the NFL, can't win.

Ladies and gentlemen, may we present Elvis vs. a fax machine.

Vanquished by office equipment. Good lord.

Can't even imagine how physically ill Broncos president John Elway must be right now.

Ben Smith's blog.

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