A German Olympic diver did one of the worst dives ever and got a score of 0.0. He tried to save face halfway through the dive. He yelled cannonball.
Jersey Shores Pauly D reportedly made $11 million last year. The lesson here is: Kids, dont stay in school. Its a huge waste of your time. Drop out now.
An American judo fighter was expelled from the Olympics after testing positive for marijuana. Officials became suspicious when he kept stopping the match and saying, What are we fighting for, man?
Mitt Romney is claiming hell create 12 million jobs in his first term. However, Romney hasnt said whether hell create those jobs in China or India.
The movie The Lorax is out on DVD today. Danny DeVito is the title character. Its an oddly shaped hairy creature that resembles a small walrus. So is the Lorax.
Today is the one-year anniversary of those riots in London. If you watch the news today, it seems like the riots are still going on over there. But its just drunk Australians at the Olympics.
This is Stage 58 at CBS. Seven and a half years – but tonight is our last night here. Were finally moving to another studio.
It kind of bothers me, though, because they wrote my name over Katie Courics.
The new studios literally down the hall. Its not ready yet. Its where they used to tape The Pat Sajak Show. Thats why its taking so long to get ready. Theyre trying to scrub out that Sajak smell. He smells like vowels.
I read that one of the presidential debates will have a town hall format where citizens will ask the candidates questions.
The most common question: Are you the only two choices?